FYVM Official Complaint Form
If you have experienced emotional injury at the hands of a FYVM Member, or wish to file a complaint about ineptitude, or any other reason, please fill out this form and paste it into a message to a command member.
Please select an option below:
[ ] I wish to report emotional injury
[ ] I witnessed a serious lack of ability
[ ] A FYVM Member touched me in a bad place
[ ] I was killed when I wasn't spotted! I swear!
If applicable, please give us the name of the FYVM Member involved: _________________
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